Bare's 3's

[Suze]

1. Three things I wish I knew more about.
Making money
Making music
Secrets of life

2. Three things I got in trouble for OR recognition for (or both) and what the outcome was, please.
Legs
Sarcasm
Playfulness

Outcome of each: fabulous and/or humiliating, depending on audience, Grace, and alignment of planets at any given time.

3. Three jobs I left and why.
Small ad agency artist. Okay I was fired for being late (true confessions—ugh. Well, I was very young).
Draftsman for engineering company. I didn’t have a CLUE.
Magazine art director. I had a baby!!!

4. Three qualities people say they like about me.
“You’re so creative!”
“Suze, you’re such a good writer, would you whip up an article for the next issue?”
“Hah—thanks for making me laugh!”

5. Bonus points if you also answer three qualities that people complain about me.

People generally do not complain to my face because they know my feelings would be crushed. I’m very sensitive, ya know. But behind my back, they might get very annoyed that:
I’m always late
My shelves and my mind are frequently cluttered
I wear those same black pants too much.

Now that I’ve “BARED” my soul, I have to mention that I’m certain I won’t WIN this contest because (A.) that would reek of nepotism (a horrifying stench), (2.) I haul out this old joke at any opportunity, and (iii.) I already own a Creative Juice mug because Nancy gave me one for Christmas. Humphphfff.